It's bad when the TP is wetter before you use it.

10. There’s no cell phone reception at desk

9. Free lunches are taxed income

8. I am literally a pawn in a game of chess and my legs hurt from standing

7. Boss is a radio-active polar bear with a temper, no college education, and valid work visa

6. Toilet paper in the bathroom is wet

5. Paychecks are post dated

4. Desk job is actually a sexual position I’ll be presenting for the 3 o’clock meeting

3. Desperate times call for disparaged Labor Ready drunks

2. Babies are allowed at work with their parents for the first 216 months

and finally….

1. Making nooses all day really makes me consider ducking out early