Eyes On The Road

One of these b*tches is going down

When I’m driving along the road, I have a tendency to stare down any drivers that I pass or that pass me.  Those B*tch F*cks; what gives them the rite?  Don’t look at me!  “What am I doing?” you ask…I’m looking for hot girls, that’s what!  Now, you might be thinking that’s a little reckless and immature.   You couldn’t be more wrong; the fact of the matter is that it’s extremely reckless and immature.  I am liable to hit someone…hard and often, if you know what I mean     3===) · · ·· O-:  (FYI – that graphic display represents a winker and his hot bod with all that c*ck, balls and a sh*t ton of c*m about to hit that pretty little number’s O-face).  I’m looking for two things.  The first is hot girls.  I’m just perusing the street driving public and all of their assets.  First and foremost, I am attracted to nice hair.  Shiny, yes.  Long, yes.  Slightly curly, God yes.  The best part of the hair is it often times cascades down the body inadvertently pointing to other delectable treats such as the neck, chest, breast, and sometimes abs, buns, and legs.  A great head of hair and a hot set of chest blossoms is the luxury model I want to see on the road.  It’s usually marked by something flowery hanging from the rear view mirror; usually a flower.  Oh, unless it’s hanging from a minivan.  Forget it.  Usually, it’s some chicks ugly step dad.  Which brings me to the second thing.  I’m looking for some punk dude that’s younger, older, smaller, dumber-looking, worse car, and/or smug that I could kick the sh@t out of.  I’ll tell you that I’m going to stare that @sshole down until he looks over and then I’m going to look away quickly.  If I’d stare longer we might have fisticuffs.  He does not want that.  Actually, if it ever came down to that, I’m not going to do that because I can’t fight (I’m a bit of a screamer).  But if I did fight, maybe one of those pretty little ladies with the lai in the windshield might just stop and ask if she can dissolve the conflict with her nipple tits.  This would be the point when I get out my insurance information and check book.  Lady, you can take anything you want.  People are so great.