Wolsamnoraa's Blog

They found this woman from the 1980's trying to break through a glass ceiling. What will scientists discover about you?

What are people in the future going to say about us?  Yeah, what?  Those b*tches.  They don’t know sh*t.  Don’t judge me.  Take a paleontologist.  Here, take him.  What does he do?  He digs through trash, that’s what!  I saw this show on the Historectomy or Discoverme channel and these dudes were just digging through dirt.  One stupid idiot professor picks up an old piece of wood and a nasty pot and tells me that “this is an early receipt on reeds and a latrine from 10,000 years ago.  Analyzing the muck that has petrified inside of it is a great way to discover our ancestor’s habits.”  Did you read that?  Future people are going to check your receipts.  Then they’re going to dig through your crap to find dirt on you.  After all of that they’re gonna put it on TV.  That’s some effed up nasty sh*t.  They’re going to check my bank records and see all the toys I bought and then they’re gonna check my Internet Explorer history and think I’m sick.  I saw the show.  I know what happens.  They’re going to rummage through my poopy doo doos.  Yeah, I eat chalk and candy wrappers.  I want it all to be Chinese rice candy.  So what?  They’re going to wonder about the dog excrement.  They’ll find out I don’t have a dog.  Yeah, I’ve eaten a condom or two in my day. I’m scared.  They’re going to find out about me and tell everyone.  Whatever they tell you in the future…it’s not true.  I’m lonely.