Shaving My Balls

These are just  some of the reasons I shave my balls:  I pride myself on being clean and proper; I also try to keep myself current with popular trends; my lover really appreciates round, smooth and hairless objects (she has allergies); if my pubic hair gets too long it pulls when it gets caught in clothing or between me and a chair.  Additionally, long pubes are harder to clean than short; trapping moisture, dingle-berries and, consequently, smell.  The way I see it cleanliness is pleasant.

As much as I like my balls well kept, I find that it’s a chore to get them clean and shaved.  However, I have developed a system that allows me to shave them like the dickens and gets the chore out of the way quickly.  I find that timing is everything.  I schedule my shavings around my face razors.  When they get too dull for my face, I take them directly to my nuts (nothing’s too good for my ball sack).  The hair cutting process is a two-parter which includes the trim and the shave.

(1.) The Trim – hover directly over a toilet with a set of hair cutting sheers, hips pushed forward to get the clippings into the toilet, grab a hand full of nuts, keep your head down and go to town.

(2.) The Shave (post trim)- sit in a bath tub, dull razor in hand, legs up and out, ass cheeks spread with butt hole puckered right up to the cold cast iron tub, balls lifted, shaving cream slathered all over, hot water running slightly, get shaving mister.

I usually reserve this activity for non-public showers with locking doors.  I feel awkward doing it and, to onlookers, I probably look like I border on the side of auto-erotic masochism.  Whatever.  I like the way it makes me feel.  I also like when my lover esses my dee.  Unfortunately, she won’t go near me when my pubes are as long and as thick as night crawlers.  Do I have a choice?