Hello World! Word As Hell: Take Two

Ah, sh*t, son!  I moved the g*ddamn blog!  We’re taking this hog up a notch.  I’m gonna kick start your face with a boot full of fun.  It’s not the kind of fun you get when you walk in on your parents making your brother.  It’s the kind of fun you have when your parents walk in on you wasting your seed at the family computer.  I’m talking masturbation.  We all do it!  So effin’ what?!   This is the fun you get when your horse wins the big race and gets shot after breaking an arm.  (Horse arm?  Hell yeah!)  If you are what you eat then your dog is a champion.  Fun!!!  This is gonna be the kind of fun you have when you cash a check or pop a gnarly zit.  Did you hear that pop?  That’s the kind of excitement you’ll have here.  Take this thing called fun and cherish it.  It’s not for everyone because it’s just for you.  So come inside, but wear a condom and let’s get this thing started…again.