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The Boy's Club for MenI’ve been applying to jobs here and now just to appease some of my friends at the corporate office. My attitude has been that I’ve got so much on my plate there’s no real reason to be looking for a job in any serious regard. That all changed yesterday when I had an epiphany of sorts. I don’t need to work, I want to work! Although dickin’ around on the Interwebs is phenomenally entertaining and fun and keeps me busy most of the day, it just doesn’t pay a whole lot. Yeah, blogging and jerking off at the computer is work for me, but it’s not enough.
Money Talks and also sucks
Money talks and walks and I was at a baseball game once and I saw the pitcher, a crisp five-dollar bill right up from the minors miff a pitch; apparently money also balks. Money isn’t the only reason I want to work but it doesn’t hurt. Recently, I attended a Jefferson County workforce-center seminar that introduced me to the idea that working for a living isn’t all that bad. ”It’s not?” I distastefully murmured. It’s what the Communists call Utopia. It’s what I call sweet salad dressing. The delicious aftertaste to an otherwise bland heap of roughage.
Life is work. It’s just that and if the work doesn’t pay, you need to move on. So that’s what I’m proposing here. I am moving on. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still be blogging my face off and pursuing my dreams of successful dreaming. I will just be adding a paycheck to it…somehow. I hear Craigslist is popular.
If you’ve got any ideas or know a guy who is looking for my type of talent (you know? The 6’2″, handsome and well-groomed type of talent), then drop me a line. I’ll see you on the other side.
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I’ve heard about the sluts at Target as well. Maybe they’re not so bad after all…my passion is to get a blowie from a Target rep. Can I do it? I’m betting I can!
Well Target is not for Squares…cause me and the Blaisdells/Longs work there….but you probably could get laid by the Target Rep…I heard she is a slut.
You are going to be amazing at whatever you do, just continue to work on your passion because you are going to make money at that one day!
It’s only a penis joke when your member is being referenced.
It is a penis joke, however, if you include the phrase “tip everyone off.”
It’s not really a penis joke if you have to tip everyone off.
Let’s just say I’ve tried that. No one is paying me or sponsoring me (yet?).
I would have said you could play for the Wizards, but you bring that gun of yours everywhere… get it? Get it? (In this context, gun means penis… teehee!)
Hey I hear that you can work from home these days. Maybe you could try that and still get paid! People will pay you once you start getting sponsored in the blog world
Target is for squares.
lol I heard Target has a great representative you might be able to get on with too
It wouldn’t be “Craig’s” list if there weren’t.
I heard craigslist has great gigs for male on male escorts