These guys give douche bags a bad name
I know it’s a little late to comment on the decay of America’s social fabric but I’m going to anyway. I was tuning into some syndicated episodes of my favorite teeny-bopper television programming on a channel called MTV, when I noticed a show I hadn’t seen before. It’s called “Jersey Shore”.
For those of you who don’t know (i.e. anyone over the age of 24), “Jersey Shore” showcases the lives of several twenty-something New Jerseyans or New Jerseyites or douche bags or whatever living in a beach house in New Jersey. These kids are young and sexy and trendy and are always looking to score some tail or coke. Their nicknames and dialects are as revolting and annoying as those of the characters in the movie, “Good Will Hunting”.
From what I can tell, the men on the show gather strength for sun tanning and misogyny by slamming down Jaeger Bombs in hot tubs and smoking menthol cigarettes. The girls in the cast use the power of Bump-its, push-up bras and brash diction to get punched in the face. Watching “Jersey Shore” is like watching a bunch of retards play together. Everyone just makes up his own rules and throws a tantrum whenever he’s expected to share.
Their days are spent wandering around looking for sex and whining about how difficult their lives are. So far as I can tell, it reflects the general attitude of young Americans. The people in the cast are egocentric and insist that the world owes them something for nothing. No work and all play is the Jersey Shore way of life. The characters show a complete disregard for personal responsibility. It saddens me to think that this is what we view as normal behavior.
Regardless, “Jersey Shore” is a great show. I can’t turn away when these freaks get to jabber-jawing. From what I’ve heard, a lot of people like it, too. MTV has decided to bring the cast back for a second season. I guess we’ll just have to wait for another sultry New Jerseyan summer and “Grease” sequel before we can get another taste of this delectable dish.
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OK–I had to see what this situation was about. I went to the DVR and recorded the entire dang season at once. I watched about ten minutes and thought my brain was about to explode. After about 2O minutes of fast forwarding and cringing thinking about the skin cancer and the grease and the stds I deleted it all. Maybe I am just a lame mom now, maybe I need to give it another try or maybe I am just lame.
Jersey Shore is not only the worst place on earth, it’s the worse place on TV.