Wolsamnoraa's Blog

These damn mutts are so wet

If you’ve been following this blog (and there is no doubt in my mind that you haven’t…Google Analytics tells all!), then there is a good chance you’ve noticed a lot of bullsh*t.  No, this blog doesn’t answer life’s little riddles and it doesn’t try to sell you something that you really need.  What it does is entertain in the most absurd way.  Nearly everything you see here is an invention of my scattered brain or a fantastic reaction to the world around me.

The trouble with maintaining that schematic is that while ideas for content are seemingly limitless, for me, they flow like mud.  It occurred to me that I can counter my lackluster approach to content entry by adding a series of themed posts.  I call it “Quip & Quote” and  I will post it as often as there are days that I post.

I will create a quote like quote that will become an instant classic and then explain it with a short quip or cutting jest.  It might be as profound as it is profane or not.  It’s going to be something that you’ll think you’ve heard before, but will be as original and fresh as store bought bananas.  So sit back, open your eyes and your heart.  I’m about to take you for a ride.

Quip & Quote:

A person with a negative attitude is attributed by a unwillingness to change and the title of Douche Bag.  That is why in this instance, we say:

“A wet stick is not easily broken.”