P Dizzle’s Life Choice

What happens when you forget to log off your email on my work computer after checking your flight itinerary for your upcoming trip to Michigan? Just ask my coworker Patrick and his list of 279 closest email contacts. Apparently, he’s got a big secret that’s going to change his life forever. I wonder what his mom will say. Too bad he won’t know what it is until he logs into his hotmail account…

"I ain't goin' all gay or nuthin'." -Patrick

—–Original Message—–

From: Patrick Meyer [mailto:p_ΠΑΤΡΙΚ@hotmail.com]

Sent: Friday, January 20, 2012 1:04 PM

Subject: It’s Patrick here

Hey guys,

I just want you know that I love you so much (that’s right…even you) and I hope that you can support my new life choice. No, I’m not going all gay on you (unless you ask nice;)). I’m joining the Army as an infantryman. It’s been a life long dream of mine to serve my country and now is a better time than ever. As the US pulls forces out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I feel that this might be my last chance to defend the country and freedoms I value so much. Also, I love guns. This will also afford me the opportunity to get some much needed education as well. When I return from Michigan, I will be enlisting and, according to my recruiter, I will be leaving for boot camp before the end of August. While I am scared that my tall frame will be an easy target for insurgents, I am confident that I will be able to dunk on any evil doers. Anyway, I hope you understand my decision because I’m doing this for the love of you and my country. God Bless America.

Love,

P-rick (Patrick)